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KIDS & GRANDPARENTS BRUTALLY RATE THE SIDEMEN
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Ladies and gentlemen in this video kids and old people will be brutally waiting And putting us in order depending on the topic Billings will be hot and tempers will be high this one is one you don't want to miss Also, be sure to subscribe we post every Sunday on this channel And I don't know about you, but we posted some bangers this year. All right Let's watch the old people wait up first Young people come on.
Do you want to introduce yourselves? I'm George and I'm Rose Which side man is the best-looking this could take some time I Look in what department? Looking than you you want to be quiet Yes, particularly taking a fancy to number three I think you should be I think you should be I Do like a man with muscles, thank you very much Rose sure But thing is I can see these muscles you're all covered up. Yeah, what she said take your top If you got it Thank you very much Much AJ I Like my tattoos and I like my tattoos. I'm cooking. Okay. Thank you George.
Good looking boy And who else is there? I think Toby could move up a bit Toby can go to That Toby can go to number three So we can go to number three and look I mean nice nice young man Casual looking no outside about him. Yeah, that's that's really nice. Lovely face lovely These glasses look good To say George I'm doing all the talk now you're doing all right girl don't you I'm sorry number four, but I'm gonna move Harry up to number four I mean it is our choice boys. No, of course. I think number two.
Yeah, I don't think I don't think much Got on there he says I didn't sixty fifth floor That's where I think you should jump off Oh Anyone else do we want to move? No. No, it's got skittles on his top I think you should be skipping all the right in the bottom I think we're pretty happy with that Which side man has the highest body count body count nice body count I can only account seven bodies and seven bodies at all.
Yeah, I have to move number two to number one You look like I look like I fuck a lot What's our Need to put that bandana around your mouth young man Oh Harry's covering up a little something Coming up so many little Yo, I'm gonna move Harry I'm gonna move Harry to number three at the moment.
Yeah Thank you night out where it's crazy Been a bit quiet a bit shifty He looks I was they were all shifted I was And oh Yeah, but the dark also if you'd like to change places with Toby please Okay Seventy still there This one I'll be happy To number six Actually no change my mind again number number five Wow That's you that's you What you got your hands in your pockets for number five I was playing with myself you play with Oh That number six already trying to wrangle his wife is fun to me Must have some decent nuts on that My god, well that will go with pineapple head at number I Just a roast keep getting drawn to number two Do like a man who shows himself You don't say actually me in the morning Showed yourself for a bridge Even though it was in a bleeding museum I'm fairly happy with That The allegations quality quality quality Thank you You know, these are speaking up I'm very happy with that I appreciate it Which side man looks the oldest who's the only one being the oldest who looks the oldest number five He's got those seepish eyes about I Look looks can be deceived He's giving you the evil eye and all Number five moving straight up the number one Number three, I think you might be a little bit older My Put you to number two for now No, no, I'll I'll swap them back.
I'll swap them back. I've been actually number seven Toby definitely looks young Hey look at that skin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah young. Yeah, what do you reckon about number four and then number two? I Want to swap number five and number one I Think he looks like Gandalf yet kept on wearing that Got more lines in the m25 Oh Don't second all this now, but really how do you sort of five a month and then not I'm gonna change you again swap places with number three. Okay. Okay Three you're thinking I'm happy with that. All right, all right you have your say I always had my Wow to reveal the true order. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you want another real order? Yeah, go show yourself Don't be right all the time you're telling any lies you boys I mean you put him third Oh When Sidemen has the biggest penis If I'm just walk up there next No boys look I know the answer you want but even Mary Poppins is tape measure ain't gonna make any difference Why say so? Oh, yeah, it's got the biggest one Well number six go to number one Looks can be He's got his hands in a funny place again Oh Number five again my number five Excuse me, that's my wife Living George I respect you too much.
Oh funny look coming from number seven again Pick me pick me Actually skills, that's what he likes What one get me I'm just having them skills I do like to suck a skittle Oh Number seven just moving up to number four. I'm happy down here I think number four is a good stradler Got a good girl You know your man I'm seeing a lot those you know, I've seen I'm gonna move number four to number three. Sorry Number seven for no particular reason I'm gonna move you to number five No Using number sixes penis is bigger than number seven. I'm having another think just because somebody might be Small in height. It doesn't mean that rattles to other parts of the body.
Oh, no, I'm fully aware Well given what we're given my darling and you know, that's that's just a cookie I Somebody's got me second guessing there about penis size Don't you worry about that? That's like this after worry about things like I'm gonna go back to number six and five change places I Know these it's probably growing easy laughs Number one's looking very confident. Yeah, very good.
Yeah, you got any questions for us about what we what we would you put yourself myself? Why is he rock bottom what was the one gives off he's got nothing there was he Hates me Penis he might have someone else nothing nice yet You're very handsome, but you got well wasn't I was down here Which side man looks most likely to get paid To get paid what does that mean? Yeah, well It it would involve your lady Strapping something on them and fucking you.
Why do you know that seems to know? Why do you know that I didn't know I'm comfortable with my Can we have a demonstration not for me you can't Trapping something on something on you know, you're watching Dawn weekends Not like that I don't Georgina on weekends in the night Number four, he knows all about it. He better go to number one Are you saying it's all those that are tall You don't have to be told to have a peg I thought that was on about croquet when they said about oh my god Have you ever put anything up your bum? The very sheepish looking number five The quiet ones are always the worst.
I think you can change places with number two Do you not think that his partner would dominate him Depends this up to him whether he wants or to It's up to you no I mean he seemed to know a lot that number four Number four, it's very sheepish I seem to know a lot that number four. It's very sheepish.
Don't say much There's not off anything else she likes a good peg in himself But then we still got our lovely number seven and number six George Why don't you ask one you ask him if he's put something up his bum? Well, I put tissue And grapes I put one great Seven you know, what a durable Now it was a great durable He's had a durable up his bum. So yeah, yeah. No, you have hamsters I bet that hamster had swollen cheeks then when it goes that's what I do.
They go up there and store stuff in them We could give him a demonstration Rose, but that probably upset him you know, you would end up in a you know You have to be surgically removed Number six can move up to number five I'm freaky What's wrong being next to you? Well, Toby says that's where the G-spot is I've done it with each other That's why he's at me This round and this round I'm gonna move that number four again It's that sheepish look and the way the responses are the you know, the laughs are coming So would you like to change places with number three? It's between number one and number two What do you reckon George? He's a father.
Yeah, he's been in the war. Yeah, and he's out for a good time I'm gonna be ridiculous and I'm gonna put number three to number one Probably lies a different type of skittle up his bum Well, I'm looking forward to the answer I get to go away with a lucky winner. It's Martin I Know it's time for the kids which sidemen has the worst Instagram Oh He's posted about once in three years, yeah, it's short it's it's short and sweet. No, no, it's the quality of the quantity Well, they're not quality Oh Thanks, where abouts what number Number one is the worst So do you want me over here? I think you should be number four.
I mean four is the middle regardless Oh Ethan Ethan's is you know, I think good there good there I think we keep Josh and Simon there Oh What what makes a good Instagram, okay, so first of all, that should be engaged not promo that should be Yeah, but life, you know lifestyle your life so you want to see me on the toilet that would bang I Think I'm pretty With sideman, it's the biggest liar. I want to put Toby the Among Us games were saying something different I Can't lie in Among Us, you know We're not worse like biggest life seems the most innocent. I don't know.
Then you're a guy biggest lawyer He targeting you point at me You said you're gonna beat Tommy Fury Oh It's been months since the fight we're still talking about I think we got for Ethan down Wait, so you think that Toby's the most innocent should he be number one? No, no Okay, so number seven I think I'm happy with Vik and Toby and I'm 76. Okay, I Personally don't agree Harry being number three. Are you saying I'm more of a liar or lesser alive? Ethan should be number three Harry should be number two. I like the top three. I want to keep the I Mean one cuz I'm honest I'm happy with this. I'm nice and efficiently done.
I feel like it's a pretty good I'm pretty honest JJ. You want me to be honest? Sure You know your 2022 a Brittle Awards your outfit Your life is not a joke I'm so sorry With Sidemen do you hate the most? My point Toby is gonna say that We discussed this before we love Sorry Josh I agree with that Harry's going yeah, how we we can go what do I go six or five six or five? You can use an exchange place I agree with this How we to JJ, yeah, okay I think this is a pretty solid list I Must say very middle.
I was born for the middle What Sidemen is most likely to get into trouble? Okay, I'm really sorry, but you go be number one What would I do no, okay? Wait, wait KSI, you know, the only reason why you're fit because you ran as much as your mouse does Oh I think how we would do something extremely clueless You are someone who's likely to get into trouble for some More likely than these lovely Thank you that if anyone was the rager is Ethan if he was angry who would most likely to beat someone up? Not a better three three Usual suspects Simon and I feel like you guys should swap places Yeah, I think you should go number seven, I think I don't know.
I don't agree with Josh. No, I feel like should go further back. How far seven? You got your birthday there you're number seven It's not bad I choice Simon in the I'm telling you born for mediocrity Which Sidemen is most likely to punch a kid I Don't say too much because we are quite close but he's already has a baby girl exactly most likely I Hit the point of fatherhood and he knows how he needs to be she's on something here Ethan would punch a child that was all decent.
Am I right? Yes Just trying to get on side I can see him coming back No, I don't agree with these things how we might sort of JJ more like to punch a child We've seen that we've seen that video of you and the baby what you did to baby. No, oh, yeah JJ not drop kick a baby in that video. Yeah. No, okay. Didn't Josh actually push the I thought age was maturity seconds ago a Replace position. Yeah going to right next to Simon He was like 15 that's a child targeting that Ethan would I make you happy if I replace you with Harry absolutely I don't really believe that you should be here.
Why do you put me here? I don't know I was trying to make you feel happy. I'll find a place for you way from a tantrum. That was not fair one. Harry there Oh Harry you're supposed to take next place Surely we saw Ethan with big no You can't give big that we really put in Harry this time.
No, I mean I've said it from the size Okay, that seems fine JJ right there Oh Because of the majority Josh I'd like to push you back to number four, okay He's also done it he's picked up kids I'm happy with this We stayed in number seven Sorry guys, but Toby might be the perfect side Oh Okay, I'm happy with this list he's not I do not know what big Five thank you. Okay, I put in five but then I'm happy I'm happy with this then I might yeah Not angry I'm just disappointed you're happy with me right? Yeah All right, we before we do anything.
Can I go check my height? Oh no I Mean would you not want to be I mean JJ with the money the teaching JJ is definitely gonna be like number six number five your success your personality So Number one seven should be who you do want to be. Yes Simon in case I exchange. Yeah, I cannot wait for me number one Oh, well, I absolutely right I would not be you Okay, I saw Jake just told me how are you still living your mom's house? No, but I visit my parents I Would you want to be Toby the most I'm sorry You got I mean Ethan's done a miracle pulling faith Simon so go number four.
Wow I'm one Can I argue my case here I'm the youngest so if you become me then you got the most years to live Can I argue against it become JJ this man has done to his body Living Well ages one of the many reasons why Josh is number one I will live longer Harry though I would like to be Harry. Exactly.
I have a good time I've talked to be with Harry You'd rather be you'd rather be Simon to me You know, he's broke Your middle, okay Which Simon has the best diss track Number one Why was someone so bad that they could be number seven I Did you see that put him in the box JJ move higher, okay And got more views I like the top fix things was about I like the top three we wrote it Ethan I'm trying to wait. I thought you should be high Hold that still jealous No, I'm happy with this Little boy Which Simon is the richest Hi one time one time one time my friend I know we're keeping Simon I am rich.
I'd like to move you up Above me Probably be number seven It's the second time she made that joke Poor no, I think to Ethan or Toby Ethan Toby bottom two I'm broke No money, please do not ask me for anything anyone that was the question where how you had to reveal how much he earned Yeah, I can't do the tax money. I'll come to a few of the real figure man. They'd be human. Well, don't say that You think I'm below Simon I know he's I Think you like me to go off your fucking honestly, I think how he might be the point you might be down there Look at the outfit.
I'm wearing I'm not putting flashy brands in your face I wear my own I mean JJ's comfortable. He looks rich 160 fifth floor he laughs I'm invested in both of those brands. Yeah I'm happy with it No, no, no if you know he's happy trust me, I know I'm I'm a frugal man and I'm So what's it save the pennies and the pounds will save themselves is what they say you got under penny What Simon would make the best big brother big brother thick go to the bottom I Don't think you're number two you should be big enough to protect me I Think Toby should be higher. Yeah, he's so sure he's confident.
He's nice If you were his brother if you went in centimeters of space and read screaming You know, you're staying there you rate me look how bad she turned out I Can get you what you want, can you yeah everyone food I get you food no Christmas no Christmas If we want money, he wouldn't give us any I'll give you money. You want money cost If you want to stay number one Oh Big brothers negotiated for you 500 pounds and that place is yours No Toby and Josh I want to move up to where it's good for a very yeah. Yeah I'd say Josh Yes I would like to state my case.
I have four younger siblings who are all like alive and well I think you've hurt Josh by putting him down. I'd like to see him. Sorry. Don't care about his opinion anyway Yes Big brother even negotiate that for you. I'd say that moves him higher up the list I would give you the liberty to move up anyway from six to three I Defend in my friends from this angry kid. I don't know how she's ended up at six Hey, I'm very happy with the list.
He told someone to fuck off and I said hey The kids are you to fuck off so I I Would sidemen is the smartest Sure, okay, I want to suggest like times table six times six five times See so whoever answers the fastest goes one like one space But would you but I would argue that my mathematics is more like the only Spelling be tested that even a name you got emotionally your emotional intelligence. You've got street smart. She's got like Yeah, give each one of us a random question.
Yeah Okay, I've got knowledge tattooed on my chest ask him out to spell it You should ask hard questions guys, whatever's the hardest question you can How do you feel what's the formula for pica thoris theorem? This is I literally had nuts today by Pythagoras theorem. Yes Pythagoras there. Um, it's maths, right? Uh-huh. Yeah, it's halfway. This is my guy knowledge Alright, so isn't isn't that to do with like sin cause? Okay, I'll give you a hint The right angle a cute angle Oh 19 degrees just gas. Okay, it's sin tick tick five Please go down What do you call when plants are you know them they're rest for respirating So many voices Begins with a pee. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah go do this. Boom songs on it. The sun's on it I don't care about you Nick our sports question How many times has Liverpool won the Champions League and named The years you could have just stopped. No, honestly twice And name three of the years You said you are I move above JJ move above JJ.
Thank you KSI at least tried JJ at least tried he said what did you say? Just because your book smart doesn't mean you're not live smart I Don't think how he should be there If you don't want to you know, you can just not ask me down Put me down here where do I go to the end? No, how is me I didn't ask like it was all him guys JJ Ethan and Harry but Vic should be higher. So we're placing Simon the smart We haven't asked these two. Okay, what formula technique is this? Um Shady's name a little ration.
What are you said? He's got it If you were a smart and it organized man, you would have known that That means Vic go to where Josh is but everyone we've done. Okay, I can yeah Behind that Well, I mean I'm technically the richest so I Have a question for kiss I to prove if you really is that okay, this is your time I want the area of your forehead Anybody want to give me 105 pounds? Oh He was your best child I know you lost the 500 Maybe switch Rick and Toby. Okay.
I don't think makes the smartest Just thinking about that That's money talking I think I'll do that the come-up seasons Josh yeah You are You get to keep your place if you answer this Let me think of a question I have to fight for my place above you what is known as the powerhouse of the south Scientifically incorrect, but that's what they teach children the nucleus Bro you going down Look out the mitochondria Simon hasn't the I think we should just call the video there. I'm happy with that. I'm happy with that. Well played guys. You lot are stupid. Yeah let's go guys. Come on. What's 11 times 11? Oh mate, don't say that. .
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