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There are nine of us trying to make each other laugh. If you laugh, you're eliminated. And the last band standing wins a thousand dollars. Starting right now. You cannot laugh. JD face the camera. Look at me. Why you got a Nintendo switch on your head? Because it's dark. That's a good one. That's good, that's light work. Yo mom, can you come here? Hi guys. This is one of my girls. Hey. Hey guys mom. George, she's so lovely. So you guys want to see her screen saver? Yeah. Oh, it's Mel's mom. Oh my God. I have the same thing. That's crazy. What? Look, we have the same thing. Oh my gosh. Oh wow, nice.
Are we just going to keep targeting Mel? Do it. Join the screen share. Mel, man, we got a message for you. Oh wow. Hey Bennett, I heard you are turning 27 soon. Happy early birthday, friend. Little message for you there. That's actually really good. Thanks dude, that was really kind and nice. Look at Swift, look at Swift, look at Swift, look at Swift, look at Swift, look at Swift. That was actually really close. Yeah, thanks McCain, I really liked that one. Yeah, no problem. Happy, hey, happy early 27th, huh? Thanks man. And can we get that as a, can we all comment that in the comments? Happy early 27th. Come on now.
I'm going to let my fart cook for like five more minutes. I'm releasing. That's really nasty. Hey, I got a message for you. You trying to see it? Yeah, I'm trying to see it. All right, man. I'm going to see it. No way JD is going to get me. Oh, he's getting naked. Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah. McCain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your mom's been trying to contact you and you haven't been picking up. It's pretty rude. Here, I have a message from her actually. Yeah, that's great dude. Let's go. Let's get it.
Hey McCain, remember when I asked you to spray the air freshener before you took a massive dump? Well, I walked in there and almost got knocked out by the stench. There's one thing you should know. The weak should quiver when your mom gets angry. That's insane. Wow. Look at Jett, look at Jett, look at Jett, look at Jett, look at Jett, look at Jett, look at Jett. This is nuts. You know what, you know what Joe? Okay. All right Joe, I got a surprise for you then. Oh really? Join this Joe. Huh? Huh big guy? I'm in, I'm in. I'm not clearing this art. Oh, what up Joe? It's Zisk and I got a little surprise for you. Thug shake, thug shake.
Oh, Jett, Jett, Jett. Oh, Julian's out, Julian's out, Julian's out, Julian's out. Yes. How did you get him to do that? What the? If you guys don't know why Sizzle and Julian would laugh at the Zisk thing, it's like a guy that they just fantasize and stalk. So that's why I got him to thug shake. Holy shit, I gotta fart so bad. Okay. What are you gonna do? I'm gonna fart as loud as I can. That's really funny. Why are you in your underwear like that? Why are you in tighty whities dude? What? Dude, come on. What's he doing? He's like doing something. Oh! Oh my God. Oh my God. How did he do that? Oh my.
How did he do that? How did he change that? I haven't even released anything, bro. I've gotta change. Oh shit. Justin is tweaking, bro. Justin is tweaking. Oh gosh, okay. One second. Oh my gosh, Bennett, what the? Why does he have his ass out? One second, I have to change. One second. Why is his ass out, dude? We're not allowed to look away. Dude, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. Justin's out. Justin's out. Two down. We're down to seven people now. What did I miss? What did I miss? I tried to fart, dude, and it fricking. . . It was bad. Okay, wait, I actually just spilt diarrhea all over the floor.
Hey, can I break the drip real quick? Can I break the drip real quick? Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Look at Swiff, look at Swiff. He's gonna laugh. Swiff's gonna laugh. JD, are you okay? That looked like it hurt. Stop black on black violence, bro. Yeah, that's messed up. That actually got me, bro. Oh, Merc's out. Merc's out. Merc's out. You got Merc down. God damn it. Sizzle, who put that do-rag on for you? Looking fresh, I ain't gonna lie. Thank you, JD. Zergy, you know how to tie that? Or you need some lessons? Yeah, I need some lessons here. First, you're gonna put it on top of your head, right? The whole thing on your head.
Now just make it like a tie, like a, like a tie in your shoes, right in the middle. Tie it here? Yep, yep. Tie it right there, tie it right there. That's not what girls do. EDP came back recently and there's been some copycats and stuff. You watch Moist Critical's video on it? No, I haven't, actually. Oh, really? We can watch it right now. Oh, here we go. EDP 445. Every few months for the last couple of years, like clockwork, he will try and come back to the internet after being caught in the now infamous Cupcake Sting operation. He'll come back with an almost cartoonish development. Whoa. He's been on this nonstop wild and wacky roller coaster.
He's this gift that just keeps on giving. That's good, man, that was good. That was so close. Oh my God. Hi. Is this good? Did I do it right, Jenny? Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Hey, Joe, you my little boo thang. You're looking good, you're looking good. Don't let him talk to me like that. For this next part, we have a planned Zoom meeting filled with strangers who have no clue what's happening. We are going to join it and remember, you cannot laugh. Hey guys. Hey. Hello. Hi, Ryan. Hey, Joe. Hey, McCain. I miss you, little ass. Whoa, dude, not in here. Save it for later. Sorry, baby. Booga booga. Where's everybody from? Houston. From Chicago, Chicago. Indiana.
Nice town. Houston. Houston. I live with Joe. Are you guys like a couple or something or how do you guys know each other? That's my boo, that's my boo. Oh, that's cool. You guys wanna see a magic trick? What was that, Nathan? Nathan's gone. Nathan just left. He said, want to see a magic trick and now he's gone. Holy shit, Eric. Wait, can we get like a wave check, Eric? You cute, Eric. You're looking good, Eric. Yo, Eric, can you thug shake for me? Eric, do you got that thug's ass on you? Give me the shaker. Give me the shaker, Eric. I got an ass on you, Eric. Yo, George, you good? I'm sorry.
How you doing, man? I'm doing good, how you doing? Good, man, what do you do for a profession? I'm a retired, registered nurse. You're a registered nurse? I'm registered as well. Cool. Yeah. You're the best people. Registered people are the best. What are you registered in, Fabio? Just some list. What list? I'm not supposed to say. My lawyer told me not to tell people. I thought you were supposed to notify everybody. What are you talking about? Huh? Hey, any females over 18 over here? Hey, me. How you doing, McCain? You're looking good today. Thank you, Jeremiah, you too. What type of construction work you do, huh? I do all types of construction. I do.
Can you handle a pole? Yo, Fabio, what are you up to? Yeah, Fabio, what are you doing, my guy? I heard it's actually healthy to consume your own. How's it taste? It's actually really good. Tyler, you're pretty cute. Hey, Tyler. McCain, what'd you say? I'm talking to Tyler Holtman. He looks like a strong boy that could pick me up. What are you doing? You're supposed to be mine. Tyler's strong, though. McCain, we're not doing this right now. Tyler's just better. He looks like he would treat me right. I'm not fighting you in front of all these people. Fight Tyler, not me. He's just looking good right now. Tyler, turn off your webcam. No, Tyler, keep it on. It's a show.
I won't even lie, I've had my eye on Jeremiah the whole time. Whoa, Joe, Joe, what about me? Hopefully that M in the background doesn't stand for married. What rating is your helmet? I really like it. Wait, what helmet is that? That's my bicycle helmet. Do your parents make you wear that indoors, Nathan? No. Why are you wearing it right now? Is it because you trip and fall? Well, I just rode the bike. Did you not see it? No, I couldn't tell what it was. You rode a bike? Can you ride it again? Oh, what's Nathan doing? Nathan, what are you doing? Oh, there's the. . . Did you like my bike riding skills? Dude, you ride so well. Wow.
Can we stop making this so- This is gross! I'm leaving! Okay, somebody's weird. Nathan, that was really good. Yo, Ryan, where you from? Ryan, are you married? Yeah, been married for 20 years. Are y'all active? Yep. Nice. Everyday? Hey, pound it, brother. What was that? Whoa, is anyone getting this emergency alert? Is anyone getting the emergency alert on their phone? No, I'm not. Joe, what is that? It's raining on the East Coast right now. What? It's caused by a magnitude six, no, magnitude eight wave reveal right now. Oh, shit. Huge tsunami coming in. What the is that? No! No! Shave your head, Steve. It actually looked really good. Not gonna lie. Did Joe say the leaf? What happened? Justin, Justin, what's your story, Justin Blackstock? Well, I'm from Montana.
Oh, is that a restaurant? No, it's a state. Okay. Wait, Fabio, Fabio, what happened to your hands? I was born with a deformity. It doesn't only affect your hands either, huh? Makes everything tiny. Yeah, you wanna see? Whoa. Yo. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. It's a kid's show. I think George wants to see that. George, why you look like that? George, do you wanna see it, George? George was eyeing it. I think he was excited. I see that big grin, George. What is the purpose of this meeting? I'm trying to figure that out. Yeah, I'd like to know that too. That's a good question. Who's in charge of the meeting? I think it's Fabio, I don't know.
Oh no, it's not me, I joined. I got an email from Nathan. Okay, well it wasn't me, dummy. Wait, it might be Nancy. It might be Nancy. I think it was Ryan. No, not me. It's Chris, it's Chris. He just raised his hand. It's Chris. Oh, Chris. Oh, Chris. Chris, why are we here? Just to have fun. Just have fun? What's up, Chris? That's all we're doing, Chris? Oh, thank you for hosting this. I'm gonna eat Chris up. Chris, do you like dogs? Dog! No, I love cats. Meow. Pause, funny boy. Here's my cat noise. Do you like cats when they have pink nails? Do you like cats when they have pink nails? Meow. George, do you like reptiles? Rawr.
That's a minus, yeah, that's cool. Do you guys know I'm pregnant? Congratulations, McCain. Thank you, it's gonna be a boy. Oh, good for you. If it was a girl, I would've dropped it off at like a fire department or something. That makes sense, girls are worthless. Wait, who's the baby daddy though? I don't know, I had like three guys running it on me in the same day and I don't know which one it was. Oh my God. Wow, that's, I hope you figure it out. You should do like a DNA test or something. Nah, I think I'm just gonna rush and roulette it and pick one of them that's rich. Nice.
Dustin, you ever run it with three before? Excuse me? You ever run it with three before? George, how much money would it take you right now, like for me to send you to take off your shirt? You take off your shirt, I'll take off my shirt. All right, let's do it, George, let's go. Your turn, George, I'm waiting for you. Okay. What is happening right now? This is the stripper part. Yep, this is the stripper part, George. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. Okay. Okay. Okay, everybody else, now come on, get naked. Yeah, okay, great. Let's go. Hey, good Jack. George, you're looking good, man.
Wait, can you guys do a dance? Can you guys do a dance? I wanna see a dance, you and George. Let's do a group dance. Ready, wait, George, let me raise the desk. All right, George, let's go crazy, George. Let's go crazy, George. Let's go crazy, George. We got about 20 people here. Everybody else has to get their shirt off. Well, I think if we start dancing, they'll join us. Let's go crazy, George. Let's go crazy, George. Let's go crazy, George. Let's go crazy, yes. Let's go, Samsung. Let's go, Samsung, S and dash, A one, four, six, U. Let's get it. Let's go crazy, George. Let's go crazy, George. Let's go crazy, George.
Yeah, I call this one the thug shake, George. Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop. Damn, JD, you're looking good, man. All right, bet, bet, bet, look. What the? Whoa. You just duplicated. That's that duplication glitch. That's, that was a, that was a really good dance, Jeremiah. Yeah, I appreciate it, appreciate it. Yeah, I was practicing, you feel me? No, I'm trying to become a dancer. That was insane. Where did the others come from? Can you bring them back? Like, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. These are my sons. Hey, sons, come, come, come, come. Say hi to my, my boyfriend, McCain. Hey.
Hey, you guys want to run it later? McCain, you're going to get turned into an Oreo? Oh, yeah. Double stuff me. Uh. I couldn't find my shirt. Oh, wolf, give me a little bark. Give me a little bark, Fabio, come on. Little bark, bark, bark. Little bark. Wow, dude. You're just making me uncomfortable, Nathan. I don't feel comfortable around you. No, dude. How about we play a little game to lighten the mood? Whoever can guess what's in my pants right now gets $50. A piss. It's a piss. No, it's not. Immigrants, immigrants. No, no immigrants in these pants. George, any guesses? A banana. Bro, it was a banana. What? George. George.
What? George, how the fuck did he know it was a banana? It was a wild ass guess. I think George knows a way around them parts, huh? I think George has been there before. Hey, George, in your golden days, was it just women or you throw some boys in there too? Mainly chicks. Mainly? Mainly. A little bit of experimentation there. Bye, guys. It was really nice meeting you all. I had a lot of fun. This was a very productive meeting. Thank you, guys. Right now it's only me, Kay, and JD left. But the rest of the guys are going to turn their face cams on to try and make us laugh still. I want to FaceTime my girlfriend real quick. Okay.
Oh, are you going to FaceTime her? Yeah, if you could join in. I'm in. Oh, if this is real. I didn't know there was a live. Hey, cutie patootie. How are you? Hey, my pookie pookie fuckum. Oh, I missed you. I missed you. How you been? Missed you too. No! Joel, turn your face cam back on. I missed you so much. Oh my gosh, what have you been up to? Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Dave, stop it. No, is he bothering you? This is the craziest day ever. That was the craziest bit of all time. That beats every bit we've ever done in our entire lives. That was insane. I don't know how I didn't laugh.
She just texted me, I'm dead as hell. I think Joe just killed her. Joe, how, Joe, Joe, Joe, please say something. Wait, who was that? Joe, this is your sister. This is your actual sister. You're not going to be able to get anybody out of here. I can't see you. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. Okay. Joe, how are you feeling, brother? She looks good too. She dead. There it is, there it is. Look at his face. Hey. Look at his face. Look at his face. Hey. Look at his face. Look at his face. Yo, can I start driving for my next bit now? Yeah, you can go, you got it.
What is happening here? What is he about to do? Yo, can you get a video of me? Real quick, yeah, yeah. Yeah, just hold this. Stop filming me! Stop! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! How do you even just walk away? Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Holy shisky! That was crazy. All right, Kay, turn your face, Cam. We're going to fill our mouths with water. Starting now, this is the finale. This is the top three contenders. Last one of you guys standing wins the thousand. I am going to add everyone in our Discord and tell them to join up.
Let's see if we can get some laughs out of that. Kay looks like a ram. He actually does look like a ram. He does. Yo. What's up, Cam? So, first I want to say I like your content, guys. I discovered you. . . Oh, that sucks. Okay. Jimmy. Okay, I just want to see if that would make him laugh. All right, you're back, dude. So, um. . . Yeah. . . Ha ha ha ha! Thank you. Thank you. Oh, man, I thought JD was going to break this. JD was. . . JD was looking like it. Wait, hold up. I just got a DM.
Hey, can you guys join this screen share real quick? Nathan, this person wanted me to pass this message along. Hey, Nathan. I'd really appreciate it if you stopped DMing me. This is getting a little too much. I'm not interested. I'm going to have to do something if you don't stop. So, that was Gorlock. She actually told me to pass that on to you. Gorlock the Destroyer, you know? I know you're really into her, but it's getting out of hand. I can't help myself. Ikeza. No way! There's no way that just happened. Wait, what? I don't even know who that is. Wait, what is an Ikeza? What is Ikeza? Can someone explain the lore? Kayle. Kayle. Kayle. Kayle. Kayle. Kayle.
Can someone explain the lore? Kayle just stalks this kid and loves everything he does and laughs at it. Ikeza, we love you, dude. I don't know why Kayle has an obsession with you, but I just wanted to bring him up. Ikeza and Renji are my favorite British people. That's crazy. Okay, we're down to two now. Let's see who is this. Shady or no? $1,000 is on the line, by the way. You have a magic trick? Go for your magic trick. He's taking his shit off right now. Yeah, you can see him taking his shit off. Yeah, we can see right through that bitch. Dude, dude, dude. Shady. Shady, is that going to get you? That's a screenshot.
Shady is close, man. Look at his face, bro. What does it say? We're in my view. Shady. Shady, don't laugh, man. You got $1,000 on the line, dude. Dude, what is that? Dude. Dude, dude, dude. There's no way. Shady, a thousand bucks. Shady. No, no, no. This is not going on YouTube. Dude, what? This is why we get demonetized. Shady, power through, bro. He's so good. I'm going to get demonetized. I'm going to get demonetized. I'm going to get demonetized. Shady, power through, bro. He's so close. Look at him. He's so close. Don't laugh, dude. Shady, you can't. Shady, you can't laugh at this, dude. Breathe, bro. Breathe. Breathe, Shady. Breathe. Good job, Mel.
You almost got Shady. He was literally on the line. Hmm. Look at Nathan. Wait, why does Nathan have a bike? Tell me he has an helmet on. Wait why does Nathan have a bike? Tell me he has the helmet on. Does he have the helmet on? JD! JD wins! JD! Now JD! Let's go! Thank you guys so much for watching another Family Friendly Friday. JD, congrats on winning $200,000! Let's go! We're also sending $250 to whoever has the biggest TikTok in one week to a clip from this video. So post it however many times you want. Post anything you guys want. The rules are on screen. Peace out. .
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